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Why Do I Blog?

Today was pretty rough – my lovely baby didn’t want to sleep or play or do anything that wouldn’t require my attention. So I didn’t manage to do anything (no blogging, no promoting, no nothing). I shared my frustration with a family member (no names, sorry) and the response was: “well, what are we going […]

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Are You Pregnant Again?

I don’t know if it was the dress I was wearing but the other day 3 people asked me if I was pregnant again! Woooow! Hold on there! That was my first reaction. But my second reaction was – I must be looking fat. I have to work out! The thing about me – I’ve […]

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When I Think About Giving Birth I Feel… (Fill In The Dots)

Blessed. What a beautiful experience to bring a child to the world. NOT. The mere thought of childbirth makes me feel nauseous. Oh God. Whenever I see a pregnant lady I think: “You have no idea what you’re up for! You’re going to have to squeeze a porcupine out of your ass!” Then again, she […]

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No Need To Clean – My Kid Will Lick The Floor

Call me psycho but I’m the type of person who always washes their hands before every meal. I never drink from anybody else’s cup or take a bite from my friends’ sandwiches. It’s because I think it’s gross. So imagine my delight when I saw my 7-month-old happily licking the floor. Not touching it with […]

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Are You Sleeping Towards The North? Beware!

I’m not sure why and how I figured that your sleeping position – mainly whether your head faces the north, south, east or west – may have some sort of impact on your life. So I did a little research and here’s what one Vasthru Sasthra Master is saying. OK, before I state what he’s […]

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Go the F**K to Sleep

“The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep.” I must admit I was appalled when I first came across this book. I was then blissfully pregnant awaiting my little angel with great joy. […]

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Take A Seat Now That You Can

It’s only been 5 months since she moved from my uterus through my vagina into the birthing pool and now she can sit! What’s next!? Crawling? This new milestone make me as happy as a clam at high tide. And I am as proud as any parent can be when their little one masters such […]

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